Effective Date: April 30, 2025
Membership Terms of Service
PYMPLE Squeeze Squad Membership: Terms & Conditions
Welcome to PYMPLE. Please read the following Squeeze Squad Membership Terms & Conditions carefully before completing your membership registration. By joining the Squeeze Squad and submitting payment, you agree to the following terms:
1. Membership Overview
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PYMPLE offers a business savings membership program called the Squeeze Squad.
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Membership provides access to curated business savings opportunities and merchant processing evaluations.
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Membership does not guarantee approval for savings or financial products.
2. Membership Fee & Renewal
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The annual membership fee is $59, payable at the time of enrollment.
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This fee is non-refundable under all circumstances.
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Memberships automatically renew each year unless canceled by the member at any time prior to renewal.
3. Savings Proposals
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All savings proposals are tailored to each member’s business.
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Proposals are based on a combination of factors, including but not limited to:
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Monthly processing volume
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Average transaction amount
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Highest transaction amount
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Industry type and risk profile
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There is no guarantee of cost reduction, savings, or merchant account approval.
4. Cancellation Policy
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Members may cancel their membership at any time, including immediately after receiving approval.
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Cancellation incurs no penalties or fees.
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Any merchandise gifts received during the membership may be kept by members regardless of cancellation status.
5. Role of PYMPLE Personnel
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PYMPLE employees, representatives, contractors, or affiliates do not participate in any approval decisions.
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Savings Analysts are not employees, contractors, or agents of PYMPLE.
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Analysts serve as third-party consultants and are not authorized to act on behalf of PYMPLE in any legal, financial, or service-related capacity.
6. Third-Party Product & Service Support
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Support, troubleshooting, and service requests for payment processing accounts or POS equipment will be provided by the respective processor, lender, or equipment manufacturer.
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PYMPLE does not provide direct technical support or account servicing for merchant accounts or devices.
7. Member Responsibilities
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Members are responsible for submitting accurate business information during the onboarding process.
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False, misleading, or incomplete information may result in denial of services or removal from the membership program.
8. Changes to Terms
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PYMPLE reserves the right to update, discontinue, or amend services, offerings, fees, and our Membership Terms & Conditions, including standard TOS at any time.
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Members will be notified of material changes by email, SMS, or through the website.
For questions or concerns regarding your membership, please contact support @pymple.com.
Thank you for being a part of the Squeeze Squad!
PYMPLE helps business owners POP high credit card processing fees and keep more of what they earn.
Join the Squeeze Squad™ for less than $5/month and get access to trusted processors, FREE or discounted equipment, real human support, all with no upsells.
